I doubt if I will achieve the superb randomness of the Wizard, but I'm feeling random enough to give it a try.
How come you never hear anyone say "Gee, the winter went by SO fast!"?......Cops in NY shot & killed a man who was pointing a gun at them. The tv news report I heard said that "police handcuffed the body before taking it away," WTF???.....How come everything I like to eat and drink is bad for me?... How come, since I started Weight Watchers, the only part of my body that has gotten smaller is my feet. I'm not kidding. I've gone down 1/2 a size.......Who decided in our culture that it's okay for men to have hairy legs, but not women? Was it to punish women because women don't have to shave their faces?...Why isn't the price of clothes based on size? Everything else you buy, the more you get, the more it costs. Maybe, if smaller clothes were less expensive, it might be an incentive to lose weight........How come Paris Hilton is famous? (I asked this in an earlier post, but I still haven't gotten an answer........Speaking of "celebrities", why doesn't Joan Rivers pack it in?.....I wish Budweiser would bring back Spuds McKenzie? He was the original party animal.
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I think that was pretty damned random! They handcuffed a dead man???
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton is famous because she is a rich slut, guys love that!
My feet have gotten larger!!!
I don't think any of us will find the answer as to why Paris is famous. I agree with you on one thing though...that Spuds needs to come back ASAP!
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere they stopped Spuds because of the Pitbull connection, even though technically, he is an English Bull Terrier. Makes sense doesn't it? Feet shrinkage is so bizarre isn't it? Like...I didn't want to get new shoes! I don't know about you, but my Lane Bryant clothes DO cost more money.
ReplyDeleteWe don't say Winter flew by because it lasts so damned long. Summer is 3 short months (except this year where it's even shorter).
ReplyDeleteYour feet got smaller? Weird.
Nice random!
I think your randomness rocked. I hate Joan Rivers and wish she would shrivel up and die instead of just shrivel up.
ReplyDeleteI'm "officially" representing Keely today...consider her represented. So I'm day late but I'm trying!