Monday, March 9, 2009

Happy 50th Birthday, Barbie



Barbara Millicent Roberts, aka Barbie, is celebrating her 50th birthday today. Barbie hasn't left her Dream House in 20 years. She wants everyone to remember her as the cute, curvaceous girl she was. But, as you can see above, one of the many paparazzi that constantly lurk outside her mansion, managed to snap this photo of the birthday girl in her backyard with his long-range camera. So, what's the consensus? Facelift? Nose job? Eye lift? As you can see, our girl has chosen not to color her gray hair, which I find amazing, considering how vain she was in her younger days. However, my question is "how did that body hold up over the years?" Notice that the photo was cropped so we can only see her face. I have to believe, remembering how built she was, that her boobs must be dragging on the ground by now.
Okay, that was mean. Especially on her birthday.
So, let's raise a glass to the birthday girl. Happy Birthday! Party Hearty!

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